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Kayfabe Mailbag 8/23/14

23 Aug

After his untimely death via 16 Brock Lesnar suplexes, I'd like to dedicate this week's Kayfabe Mailbag to John Felix Anthony Cena.  He is survived by 26 luxury cars and a walk-in closet.  Thanks for the memories John....

If you have any questions you'd like me to answer on the next Kayfabe Mailbag, tweet me at @Podswoggle or @DrTopeAdebanjo. Let's get to the mailbag!

 Dear Tope,

What are your thoughts on Summerslam last week?

-Carter from Mesa, Arizona

Great question, Carter!  Here are my thoughts on every Summerslam PPV match in one sentence (OR LESS!):


The Miz (c) vs Dolph Ziggler


The Miz's entrance attire is a mix between Derek Zoolander, a bootleg KKK member and a used condom



AJ Lee (c) vs Paige

[The following is a collection of Youtube comments taken from Paige's entrance theme video]


.....And some of yall motherfuckers gonna hate on Jerry Lawler for trying to catch a peek of that booty



Rusev vs Jack Swagger


The Art of Selling By Rusev



Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose


Is the hipster version of a tuxedo match a Hoodie Match?  Because Rollins and Ambrose could probably make that a 4 star match too.



Bray Wyatt vs Chris Jericho 



Who wear it better?



Stephanie McMahon vs Brie Bella 



 Is this the first time in history a wrestler got his win back over another wrestler via their wives?



Roman Reigns vs Randy Orton


The reaction of every teenage fan girl during this match



John Cena (c) vs Brock Lesnar


Yeah....I'm gonna need more than one sentence.....


Dear Tope,

How will history remember the Brock Lesnar/John Cena match at Summerslam?

-Belle from Reno, Nevada

Great question, Belle!  As I write this on the evening of Friday, August 22nd, I still can't believe what I saw in that main event.  I sometimes think the events of Summerslam were a dream that I have yet to wake up from.  I finally had to look in the mirror and take the advice of a wise man....

"This is real Tope.  This is a real feeling that you're feeling.  Because YOU can FEEL IT!  Brock's the reason you're feeling the way you're feeling right now, Tope"

- Brock Lesnar 

The Cenation ran right into The Brock of Gibraltar and couldn't stand a chance.  It was then I realized where I had this feeling before and it wasn't even that long ago.  WWE finally had it' Brazil vs Germany World Cup moment.  

An established power house (Brazil/Cena) getting absolutely destroyed by one of the most dangerous entities in the World (Germany/Brock).  Replace crying Cena fans with crying Brazilians and those two matches are shockingly similar...


Dear Tope,

What are the highlights of The Shield members, post-break-up?

-Gordon from Durham, North Carolina

Great question, Gordon!  In my opinion, not since Brock Lesnar has WWE booked an entity from Day 1 better than The Shield.  They are stealing shows, stealing WWE Network screen time and making girls into women.  Let's take a look at the highs and low of (formerly) The Shield:


Seth Rollins

Highlight - Money In The Bank Holder and a heel turn that is cemented in WWE History

Lowlight - Losing Ambrose to Hollywood for the next month or two might slow down Rollins' runaway train

Futurelight - Cashing in Money In The Bank on Brock Lesnar would be like The Titanic cashing in on an iceburg...so no title soon


Dean Ambrose

Highlight - Still dating Renee Young (and he's one of the coolest babyfaces the WWE has seen in a while)

Lowlight - Not confirmed but he might be dead via curbstomp

Futurelight - If all goes to plan, Dean Ambrose will be starring in Disney's The Easter Bunny by 2016 and Fast 15 by 2022


Roman Reigns

Highlight - I guess beating Randy Orton is cool

Lowlight - I guess beating Randy Orton is cool

Futurelight - Pretty much the 'Chosen One' of The Shield so he's either a future 12 WWE Champion or in a tag team with Ryback, Ziggler or Cesaro by this time next year


Every week I pick a word from a random word generator, randomally select a wrestling-related word, add them together and search Youtube.

The words of this week are.....PEDIGREE (yes, really) & DIRT SHEET


Tope Adebanjo

Tope Adebanjo

Been Watching Since: 1999

Favorite Wrestler, currently: Daniel Bryan

Favorite Wrestler of All Time: Edge

Least Favorite Wrestler, currently: N/A

                                       Least Favorite Wrestler of All Time: Goldberg

                                       Guilty Pleasure: Willow

                                       Catchphrase: "[Insert PPV Here] is gonna..."

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