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10 Words or Less: 3/22/13

22 Mar

On The Biggest Story Coming Out Of Raw:

Mullet Augie Whidden Rich Tope

"Rufus Pancake Patterson is every black man to Vince"

 

 

 

"Fucking Fandango. FUCKING FANDANGO! FUUUHHH HKIIIIIIIING FAAAAAAANN DAAAAANNN

GGOOOOOOO!!!"

 

 

 

I didn't know this Raw was “Sunday Night Heat” Raw."

 

 

 

"Oh. Shit."

 

 

 

"I turned Raw on when Whidden said "Holy Boobs!""


ON TNA Announcing New X-Division Title Rules (230 Weight Limit; All Matches Are 3-ways)

 

Mullet Augie Whidden Rich Tope

"Another rule: no selling allowed."

 

 

 

"It's like restrictor plates in NASCAR. Wait...WTF is NASCAR?"

 

 

 

"First match: RVD high versus his two hallucinations of himself."

 

 

 

"I have the same rules for the ladies, OH YEAH!"

 

 

 

"It's not about weight limits.  It's about more limits!"


On Chris Masters Saving His Mom From A Burning House

Mullet Augie Whidden Rich Tope

"Most heat Masters ever got. ZING!"

 

 

 

"Russo twist = Masters started fire...with his neck muscles."

 

 

 

"The door he busted open didn't have a Master Lock.

 

 

 

"Way to spoil the winner of The Hero!"

 

 

 

"Chris Masters vs Fire: In Your House"

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