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10 Words or Less: 3/01/12

01 Mar

On The Biggest Story Coming Out Of Raw

Rich Tope Mullet Augie Whidden

"'Quick! Quick! Leak that Rocky was supposed to look weak!'"

 

 

 

"You CAN judge a slutty diva by her cover!"

 

 

 

"Epico pinned Jack Swagger! Wait...BIGGEST STORY...whoops."

 

 

 

"Wait...Cena can cut a promo?!?! Well, Bologna Fudge Mustard!!!"

 

 

 

"Don't know.  Let me consult the notes on my wrist"


On Vince McMahon Reportedly Telling Wrestlers Not To Injure Cena

Rich Tope Mullet Augie Whidden

"Also, don't look down and don't press the red button."

 

 

 

"Ironically, Vince told the wrestlers the exact opposite for Hunico."

 

 

 

"So much for Ahmed Johnson's comeback."

 

 

 

"It's like my mom telling me to avoid car accidents."

 

 

 

"Vince will fire them.  Literally.  He'll burn them to death."


On The Rock's Backstage Heat Since Returning

Rich Tope Mullet Augie Whidden

"Oh, how will he cope? That's right, HE'S THE ROCK."

 

 

 

"Rock will headline the next 5 Wrestlemanias out of spite."

 

 

 

"Don't worry.  Miz will absolve all of this soon enough."

 

 

 

"What does the backstage think of The Rock?"

 

 

 

"It's probably Yoshi Tatsu.  Hence all the 'Kung Pao' references."

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